A REMINDER THAT DONNA IS THE BEST
Friendly reminder in one novel a character says ”flipping” a lot and The Doctor goes ”Yeah that’s the TARDIS’s swear filter”
Suddenly I like the word “flipping” very much.
imagine the 12th Doctor going: you flipping flip. get out of flipping TARDIS you flipping piece of flip.
i would cry
*knock knock* “FLIP THE FLIP IN OR FLIP THE FLIP OFF!!!”
"FLIPPIN’ FLIP ME"
Mabel and Dipper Pines (nicknamed the “Mystery Twins”) pilot the Mark-III jaeger Gravity Falls (they played rock paper scissors to name the jaeger and Mabel won, to Dipper’s eternal chagrin). Dipper’s studied all the inner workings of the jaeger (and could probably single-handedly repair it after a fight if he could split into an army of clones), but Mabel’s the more natural fighter. Dipper has a crush on Wendy, one of the munitions officers (sadly she already has a boyfriend, Robbie). Mabel’s best friends are Candy (LOCCENT mission controller in LA) and Grenda (one of the jaeger engineers). Dipper’s famous for his crazy conspiracy theories, while Mabel’s (in)famous for the handknitted sweaters she gives everyone.
i just watched this five times in a row
The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.
reblog for those who’d wondered if he’d won
of the woods; of the hills; of our home
21 songs for returning to nature, for going up to the mountains, laying in the dappled sunlight, by the riverside, and dreaming of never coming back down again.
1. move to the mountains - clock opera | 2. on nature - matisyahu | 3. turn the dirt over - sea wolf | 4. mountain laurels - rogue valley | 5. riverside - agnes obel | 6. in the hidden places - the mountain goats | 7. cliffs of moher - ann & charlie heymann | 8. under and in rocks - mimicking birds | 9. meadows - adventure | 10. rocks and water - deb talan | 11. june hymn - the decemberists | 12. mother nature’s son - the beatles | 13. wild mountain thyme - ben folds | 14. hill of our home - psapp | 15. blue ridge mountains - fleet foxes | 16. this place is a shelter - olafur arnalds | 17. pale green things - the mountain goats | 18. flowers (everybody, everywhere) - mercy bell | 19. like a mountain - timber timbre | 20. primavera - ludovico einaudi | 21. wild go - dark dark dark
“Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature’s peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn.” - John Muir
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HEAR IN CASE OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK
Many countries have systems that allow them to speak to as many people as possible in case of something catastrophic.
The United States has the Emergency Alert System. When triggered, the system interrupts all T.V and radio systems to speak.
This is what it sounds like.
The most creepiest and terrifying noise and voices ever.
This is scary as hell and yet terribly fascinating…
THE ONE TIME I EXPECT THIS TO BE A JOKE
Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken. The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates. While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.